i just came across an economics textbook written by ronald macdonald.

now, it's from the 70s. the poor bastard's parents had no idea what they were inflicting upon their helpless son. that's a "if you could go back in time, would you" worthy dilemma. legitimately.

yet, could you imagine now....? do you think there's even one kid with this name? well, one that doesn't have abusive parents....?