Friday, September 19, 2014

they thought i was joking, apparently

deathtokoalas
hey kids.

this game is what you call unpaid job training.


it's just like how the first person shooters are actually unpaid military training, except it's for those of you that are fucking hopeless with a gun in real life.

ThiefGuard
Or maybe its just for entertainment? You ever think of that? Instead of randomly swearing for no reason? Well guess what? Your statement is invalid because you're a retard!

(note that thief guard had a phillip banks icon)

deathtokoalas
yeah, well, everybody knows what the correct come back for uncle phil is. we know why you like the game. you're just drooling over those burgers.

and i'll swear as i see fit. we're not all fucking bourgeois bastards from bel-air, you know.

Bread Man
You seem like a wonderful bucket of sunshine.

deathtokoalas
i get my tan from standing in the english rain...

Yargle Barg
You look like a female Professor Snape.

deathtokoalas
you know, i was in that precise age group that harry potter didn't appeal to, as i was just a little too old to read children's books seriously and not quite old enough to read them ironically. i don't know the characters very well.
this is what sunny day real estate actually built their sound on top of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaB2iNRJ-pY