Wednesday, March 5, 2014

"We're not going to let anyone get away with interfering with our fatherland, you despicable lackey, president of Panama,” said Maduro.

that's right. panama.

remember when the leader of venezuela waved around chomsky and deconstructed american foreign policy in lengthy state addresses?

no more of that nonsense. the new leader of venezuela has taught us who the real threat to global stability is: panama.

despicable, indeed.

(in other news, my ass is informing me that maduro has entered into an agreement with the state department that sees him maintain power as an american-backed fascist dictator in return for promising not to wave around chomsky and deconstruct american foreign policy.)

that's just how the world works, kids.

also, word has it that david lee roth is now indefinitely banned from venezuela for his anti-revolutionary art.


^ that is the only possible excuse for ever, ever, ever posting van halen anywhere.

"Panama only hopes that this brother nation finds peace and strengthens its democracy," - the "astonished" president of panama

unless....

venezuela couldn't possibly be thinking of invading panama could it?

that would wreak some havoc.

a man, a plan...one of those funny hats?

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geez, he could have at least blamed the california girls.

that's a step down in quality of nemesis, nicolas. hugo got to fight the americans. you're getting picked on by panama? what did you get in return for toning down on the anti-americanism?

next week, it'll be cuba.

ps: i always knew david lee roth was a mason.

http://rt.com/news/venezuela-breaks-relations-panama-026/

maduro had sell out on his forehead from day one.

unfortunately, this could get ugly.

uglier than this, even.

i know, that's an unwholesome thought. but i kind of assumed that when maduro became dictator it would be isolationist. dictators that play nice with the americans are always bad news.