how did that fucking idiot jimmy fallon manage to steal conan's job, anyways?

conan's been awesomely hilarious since i was in jr. high school.

fallon's been an annoying and very unfunny nincompoop for just about as long.

this is ultimately merely another piece of evidence in the staggering case against american culture.

note that my adult life has essentially been free of television altogether. i've never paid for cable. and i don't watch the free channels, either - if they even exist. i'm really 100% computer and 0% tv and have been since they shut down the x-files.

so, i'm just pointing out the obvious, really.