"oh, shut up. just shut the fuck up. you know what you would have actually been if you were alive in the 60s? you would have been a fucking beegees fan. you would have thought hendrix was unlistenable, the beatles were sell outs, floyd was boring, the doors were disrespectful, the who were communists and sabbath were a joke. you wouldn't have had an opinion on king crimson or yes or genesis or david bowie, or subotnick or glass or reich or xenakis or stockhausen or babbit, 'cause you'd have never even heard of them. but, the beegees? you'd have fucking loved the beegees."

fucking hipsters.

i won't post a beegees song here. sorry.

instead, here's a moody blues record.