Wednesday, August 20, 2014

deathtokoalas
it's nothing more than a weak emulation of bowie's disco phase. deal with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD7G9Bkd3V0


also, it needs less cowbell.

robin overstreet
you are looking for trouble now...

deathtokoalas
it's the bloody truth, deal with it.

robin overstreet
i`m sending to you an army of koalas, they will make you understand

deathtokoalas
we are slowly being invaded by the koalas, and robin has had his mind stolen by them. how can i make the world understand that we must declare a war on koalas before it is too late?

robin overstreet
your g+ account has turned me into one of yours; right here there`s a koala killer at your service...

deathtokoalas
the koalas have clearly underestimated my intelligence, for i am not so easily swayed by obvious koala agents...

robin overstreet
not a koala agent, i swear!!!! i`m just like you, but from many miles away;  from the end of the world... you know?

deathtokoalas
you can tell your koala overlords that justice and freedom will always prevail, we will eventually stand united and we will never be defeated. we will not be reduced to eucalyptus planting slaves. we will overcome!

robin overstreet
you are just making me love you more!!!!! i would never let monsanto turn you into a veggie, pinky promise!!!!!

deathtokoalas
if the koalas have indeed infiltrated monsanto, then we are at a desperate breaking point, for a superstrain of eucalyptus tree could conceivably smother the world's agricultural production and starve us all in preparation for their takeover. of course! such a diabolical plot, hidden behind the nefarious cuteness...i feel that the resistance must be taken to a new level.

it is not safe to post further details here. but those who wish to join the resistance must contact me immediately - i fear it may already be too late.

robin overstreet
Monsanto closed a deal with Uruguay, did you know? Marihuana is now legal there, and the uruguayian state is a producer... the catch is that the only seed that is legal is the one that this maleficient koalaish company produces... isn`t that interesting?

deathtokoalas
i fear that the master plan is to replace the thc with eucalyptol, in further preparation for their take over. pure, unspeakable evil...

robin overstreet
i will fight by your side when the demonic "ufo`s" invade us... viva la resistance!!!!

deathtokoalas
the aliens are a psy-ops plot by the koalas to distract from their actual invasion. oh, how clueless and naive we truly are in the face of the koala invasion! i do hope i am not merely another ignored prophet and that my words are heeded: the war against koalas is necessary.

robin overstreet
the only prophet that counts is the one that is ignored...