Friday, April 11, 2014

deathtokoalas
well, now we know what stp would have sounded like if they were more of a punk band, like the one that did this cover. that thrashy slayer update to the tune is way more punk than the initial wussy meat puppets vibe. punk is about playing loud and hard, and also about playing fast solos.

i also want to bring specific attention to the vocals. this vocalist is probably a cyborg, because the notes are hit absolutely precisely. this is very punk, unlike weiland's uncontrolled howling. i bet weiland never even took a single singing class - very unpunk.


deathtokoalas
some people might suggest that this is an overproduced pop cover of a punk classic, but they're probably all gay.

....and retarded.

Grace Petry
You sound so intelligent making assumptions about the mental capacity and sexual preference of an individual solely based upon his or her opinion towards a song that came out 20 years ago. Well done. I applaud your flawless deductive reasoning.

deathtokoalas
grace is clearly gay and retarded.

Grace Petry
Oh wow! I never even knew, thanks for appropriating my identity for me. I'll rest assured knowing that I am infinitely inferior to a great mind such as yourself. Would you like to go out sometime?